Sometimes they are funnier in dutch...
here are the translated jokes and funny texts Luca made.
I'm lazy and litterally used google translate
Luca: That weird sound was the rubber. dehydrated
But seen or found more problems @Luca?
Luca: 24 Crucified Babies Freshly Taken From Their Mothers Drowned in the Blood of 12 Virgins in My Trunk
And my air conditioner still beeps every now and then
L Guida: Counting from 1 to 15
Thomas: Come on macdonalds tonight
Luca: I'm totally fine with it, Something that distracts me from my lonely unimportant existence and the idea of being forgotten when I'm dead. And I know these moments are just a little distraction from the rest of our boring life and when we really live only for these little breaks from the rest of our shitty life with no purpose while stressing about money while other people never have to worry about it then i think my life might not even be worth living.
But I do like strawberry milkshakes
Thomas: Wow, good story.
Luca: Thank you, buy my book: Counting from 1 to 15